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  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake
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bisexualfaithlehane:

cumberbatshit:

IM SO HAPPY

is your dad phil coulson?

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lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

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theectoplasmicemily:

theectoplasmicemily:

I fucking just saw a flyer about ending “Christphobia” and I’m not even joking like I took a picture and I have no idea what to do with this incredible gem and it’s killing me

image

i wish i was joking

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clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

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natalunasans:

culturalrebel:

And yet Rory is called badass for standing up to the Doctor while Danny gets shat on by the fandom for doing the exact same thing.

this is Danny telling his personal experience and trying to make that experience useful to someone he cares about, which is a legitimate relationship thing.  NOT the same as controlling or abusive. he’s not even being rigid like not approving of her travels in the TARDIS.  he’s absolutely more flexible to the whole adventure thing than i expected anybody to be, and a lot more than past companions’ boyfriends had been.

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

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flyawaymax:

even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

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